A lawyer went out and bought the BMW of his dreams. As he was driving home from the dealer he decided to see what the car could do. He was whizzing around a corner at 80 miles an hour and hit an oily patch and skidded into a tree–he totaled the car and severed his wrist.
The next motorist on the scene screeched to a halt and rushed over to the bloody scene Stunned the lawyer was sobbing…”My car… Look at my new car…”
“Are you nuts, buddy?”-yelled the passerby pointing at his mangled arm. “Look at your wrist!”
“Oh, no” gasped the lawyer, looking over and paling visibly–“MY ROLEX!”